The rumors have been out in full force regarding our boy. It’s true he has grown monstrous eyebrows….
We decided that they were getting so out of hand that we needed to bleach them…
Then we realized it was generational….
It spread like a pandemic, soon everyone at his birthday party were sprouting some serious brows.
It began spreading to other areas of their faces….
Then we realized whole families had been infected…
Age seemed to be no determining factor….
And we discovered that Angry Birds were coming to life…
Young people began to rapidly grow old and grey…
We thought deeply about this….
And raised an eyebrow to this odd epidemic…
And furrowed our magnificent brows….






















